We heard the pounding of the drums over the buzz of the outboard
motor as the tiny zodiac came to deposit us on the beach at Kiriwina Island.
Clearly something was afoot.
We knew from our lecture on board Oceanic Princess that the Trobriand Islands
possessed the fabled reputation as the 'Islands of Love', but what was taking place on the
pearl white sands as we approached struck us as something much more forthright!
Two lines of lean, well-oiled men, obviously chosen for their physical
prowess, greeted us with the most overt gyrations. Even some of well-travelled and worldly
ladies were clearly blushing at this unmistakeably masculine display.
Welcome to The Trobriand Islands - © Rod Eime
The drumbeats became even more excited and were now interspersed with
a shrill umpire's whistle. Frenzied motions of the men's hips were leaving absolutely
nothing to the imagination. And then.... stop.
A man in a comically chosen shirt and tie combo approached clutching a
bull-horn and quickly shook the hand of Jamie, our gob-smacked expedition leader, and
welcomed us heartily into his community. Then he turned to the several hundred villagers
now assembled behind the dancers and proceeded to bellow a torrent of distorted, pigeon
English instructions into the crowd.
A small group of uniformed but unarmed, 'community police' stood
casually between us and the feverishly curious inhabitants now straining for a view of the
On cue, a small corridor appeared in the crowd and from it emerged
half a dozen golden-skinned nubile young maidens clutching vivid and intricate flower
constructions which were delicately placed over, or onto, our wide-brimmed hats. As in
ancient Trobriand tradition, we were being welcomed by the most attractive, eligible
members of this little community.
Trobriand Maidens - © Rod Eime
"The Trobrianders have made seduction an art form," Nancy,
our resident anthropologist, reminds us, "it's all a part of the matrilineal (female
based) society of this region."
Dr Nancy Sullivan is our cultural interpreter and, without her, we'd
be floundering in this complex multi-layered 'kula' culture that trades in chattels, food
Kula is a benign, yet highly involved game of strategy and influence
that has been the basis for inter-island relations in the Milne Bay region over many
"This gorgeous shell jewellery," proclaims Nancy, whilst
selecting a girl who is probably the equivalent of a princess, "is a very clear sign
of her status in the community."
Nancy delicately cradles and admires the weighty assembly of
mother-of-pearl, spondylus and crocus shell strung together to form a magnificent
"This piece of kula is probably over one hundred years old and is
full of legend and magic," Nancy declares; her eyes widening behind dark glasses, as
we peer in wonder at the polished baubles.
For my part, I am completely entranced at the intricate decorations
applied to our hostess. Her flawless skin is dusted with stigma from lurid yellow flowers,
while around her neck are garlands of tiny, painstakingly woven flowers. Dark armbands
with shell adornments match the cluster of hand-fashioned red shells cascading from her
petit earlobes, while a similar strand encircles her subtly painted forehead; which in
turn is topped with a tiara of bird feathers.
Each girl is similarly bedecked, but infinitesimal differences declare
her family's ultimate status within the community.
The dainty troupe turn to escort us up the short hill to a parade
ground where hundreds more spectators await; their coquettish banana fibre miniskirts
waving seductively in unison.
The sun and spectacle were stating to make my head spin!
The entire morning we were treated to the most elaborate and
breath-taking dances performed by men, women and children of all ages. From slow, sensual,
Polynesian-style hula dancing to the legendary and hilariously ritualised Trobriand
cricket, the vibrant and unashamedly sensual culture of the Trobriand Islands were there
Prior to our return to Oceanic Princess, we embarked on some 'kula'
trading of our own and wandered among the many artefacts laid out for our inspection.
Beautiful ebony carvings inlaid with mother-of-pearl, masks and shell jewellery were all
Back aboard and relishing the air-conditioned comfort of Oceanic
Princess' Top Deck Bar, our conversation barely veered from the intoxicating entertainment
we'd just witnessed. Nancy threaded amongst us, handling a myriad of questions, all of
which were handled with her seemingly inexhaustible enthusiasm.
Guinea, one of the most colourful and tribal destinations on the planet, has suffered
from more than its fair share of bad public relations.
True, Port Moresby and some of the Highland regions are somewhat
unstable. But our explorations in the Solomon Sea were marked, not by heavy security and
armed escorts, but by broad welcoming smiles and hordes of delighted children hopping and
yelping about us as we toured, as honoured guests, their spotless little villages.
We traded handshakes and schoolbooks and were rewarded with reverence
and kindness. To a man, our band of world-savvy travellers were humbled by the genuine
hospitality and downright good manners of these proud and resourceful islanders.
Prime green coconuts overflowing with cool juice were proffered us as
we stepped ashore at the tiniest, most remote villages. Some of these outposts only see
white folks perhaps once a year and I'm sure to a good many of the children, we were their
On this over-commercialised, globalised planet of ours, there are very
few genuine cultural experiences left to be savoured. Those here in the sprawling
archipelagos of PNG are undeniably on that list. Even though, in most communities, a
tincture of Christianity is evident either as an on-going practice or as a recent memory,
traditional culture is still very strong.
Paradoxically, a surprisingly good command of English is evident
alongside 'tok pisin' (pigeon English) and the 800-odd tribal languages in this incredibly
The Trobriand Islands make up but a small part of Oceanic
Princess' new itineraries in Papua New Guinea and Melanesia.
The d'Entrecasteaux Group, home of witchcraft, sorcery and, until
relatively recently, cannibalism are next on the list along with mystical New Ireland and
Nissan Island in the newly revitalised province of Bougainville.
Several Australian-based expedition cruise operators are lining up to
capitalise on this otherwise overlooked region. True North and Orion are following Coral
Princess Cruises' brand new Oceanic Princess into this largely unexplored region. But hers
will always be a hard act to follow.
Find cruise lines with sailings around the South Pacific Islands.
Superbly equipped for exploring the tight and narrow waterways that
yield such rich discoveries, the purpose-built Oceanic Princess carries not only the
ubiquitous zodiacs, but also a glass-bottomed boat and a 'secret weapon'; Xplorer, an
80-seat, high-powered, aluminium-hulled excursion vessel complete with awning and
Oceanic Princess and Xplorer - © Rod Eime
Coral Princess Managing Director, Tony Briggs, was one of the many
awe-struck expeditioners aboard Oceanic Princess for her maiden international voyage.
"Xplorer is one of the things that really sets us apart,"
proclaimed Tony, "we load every single passenger while its still on the launch
platform, lower it into the water and away we go!"
Every passenger gets the benefit of the most informed guide, everyone
gets a dry, comfy seat in the shade and there's no white-knuckles getting on and off.
So unlike Dampier, de Torres and Bligh whose journeys in the region
were fraught with a myriad discomforts, our explorations were in air-conditioned comfort
and private cabins the size of motel rooms.
This infinitely multi-faceted region of Papua New Guinea continues to
exude the rich charm and glamour that drew both scoundrels like Errol Flynn for its
'pleasures' and eminent anthropologists like Bronislaw Malinowski and Annette Weiner for
its complex societal structures.
As for inquisitive travellers like myself, it is simply one of the
most fascinating and truly enriching regions I've ever visited.
PNG and Melanesia
Aboard Oceanic Princess:
82 pictures from Rod's voyage between 8th October 2005 to 18th October 2005.
By Roderick Eime.
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